I have seen the promise land that is McQuaid shirtless. And he’s got washboard abs.
the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air
I just demolished my high score on flappy bird
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND
THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB